Tuesday 10 April 2018

MEMORY LANE REMEMBERING GANI FAWEHINMI

By Femi Abulude

I was going through my files recently and seddenly stumbled upon a letter of appreciation sent to me by this legal colossus and defender of the masses, Chief Gani Fawehinmi. It was in appreciation of an article I wrote on him titled “ Dissidents are not enemies” when he was locked up at Gashua prison by Gen Ibrahim Babangida led Federal military government in 1989.

          The brief and precised letter of appreciation is presented to you here.
E don tay o! No be taday joo!!







ADVENTURES OF MR FAARI AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN ILLITERATE BEAUTY

By Femi Abulude
      
  I met this charming beautiful lady in a bank recently. She was tall and light in complexion.she dressed as if she was going for a ceremony . this surprised me because it was a Monday morning. Another surprise was her facial make-up and perfume which were excessive.


       She approached me and requested for my pen which I was using to fill my teller. She waited until I finished and I handed over the pen to her. The way she held the pen amused me and this drew my curiousity. After illegible scribbling and crossing out, she moved closer to me and whispered

           “Edakun, kinni sipelin tati tausan?” meaning “ please, how do I spell thirty thousand?”
 When she saw my amazement,she quickly added  “Arabinrin ti mon ba mi fili re o wa sibi ise loni, e joo e ba mi fili re” meaning  “ Can you please help me fill the forms, the lady that always assisted me is not on duty today.”

      I collected the forms and pen from her out of pity and assisted her as she requested. She did not stop at thirty thousand naira, she transferred over two hundred and fifty thousand naira to various accounts. When we were through, she gave me an appreciative smile revealing the white set of teeth I have ever seen. She introduced herself as Adunni Alaso asiko, a textile dealer. She opened her purse and offered me her card. I was still appreciating her beauty when she opened the bank door and walked towards the car park. I could still see her through the glass wall.

         Adunni approached a brown colour Toyota Venza car, opened the door and drove out of the bank premises.

          There is a disconnect somewhere. Adunni is rich but illiterate. What happened? Didn’t she go to school? I looked at the card she gave me and quickly saved her number on my phone. I must see this lady again.
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JULIUS STABS JULIET

By Femi Abulude

    The school was on vacation and my husband, Julius, had gone to work. I am a school teacher while my husband is a management staff in an engineering company. I was re-arranging the bedroom when I saw the briefcase he always carried to the office . on a closer look, his office keys were also lying there on the table.

      How did it happen? Julius was not the forgetting type . what could have made him forget these important items? I made frantic calls on his mobile phone  but it was switched off! This was also strange. Julius never switched off his phone. I kept on doing my household chores.

       When I was through, I tried his line again, I got the same dead response. I decided to make a call to his office’s switch board. The receptionist connected me to one of his subordinates. The youthful voice that answered was enthusiastic.

        “congratulations madam! We would soon be on our way to your house.”
          “please I don’t know what you are talking about. Where is my husband?” I queried him. He fired back, “madam, are you pulling my legs?”
           I was getting irritated. “young man, I should be the one asking that question. What is going on?”

          “madam, are you not the one that gave birth to the baby that we are celebrating the naming ceremony today? We’ve …”

     I dropped the phone and fainted. Only God knew for how long I had been in that state. When I woke up,I started crying.

      Julius and I had been married for over twelve years without a child. He was my first serious boyfriend on the campus and was the one who deflowered me. Our initial attraction to each other was the similarity in our names. He was Julius while I was Juliet. Our love eventually evolved and we were the reference point among our mates, some were even calling him Romeo.

      Pressure started mounting barely two years after our wedding. The embarrasement and insinuations from my inlaws could be better imagined. He was the only male child and second among his other four siblings. These ladies had ganged up against me. My offence was my inability to provide a baby for their brother. These my arch enemies and few other family members were the ones who followed him home after the naming ceremony in the evening.

       Probably, the boy who spoke with me on the phone had spilled the bean. This crowd did not come for settlement or appeasement. They charged at me rudely. You would wonder if these ladies were wives to some husbands.

       “Juliet, you are a wicked woman! You are a witch! You are not producing and you dont want our brother to produce!” Do you want our father linage to end in our town? …”
   They were all talking at the same time.  “ if you want to die, go and commit suicide. This child has come to stay.”

It was the most senior of them that was talking. I braced up myself. I made frantic efforts to suppress the tears that were swelling in my eyes. I was not going to cry in the presence of these unruly inlaws.

        I answered them calmly. ”Congratulations. it’s a thing of joy. This should not lead to quarrel. Where are my own share of the food and drinks shared at the ceremony? Or have you forgotten your senior wife at home out of annoyance?”

   My unexpected response pull the sail out of their boats. They became calm and were looking at each other. In their confusion, I fished out their brother who was by the main door hiding behind them.

          “Honey, congratulations!  I dragged him towards the bedroom. He followed me sheepishly. I turned my head and stole a parting look at the crowd of angry hyenas and closed the door and locked it firmly from behind. It was Julius I had a word or two with and not them. This is my home , when they are tired of waiting, they will go to their own houses.


POLITICS APC A PARTY AGAINST ITSELF

By Femi Abulude

APC is the ruling political party in Nigeria.It metamophosised out of the alliance between ADC led by Senator Bola Tinubu, CPC led by Gen Mohammadu Buhari(retd) and some elements of the then ruling party, PDP.

  
Gen Mohammadu Buhari
Gen Mohammadu Buhari had taken part in general elections on three previous occasions and failed. He remained unperturbed. Politics is a game of numbers. Buhari realized that he needed to team up with others in order to realize his ambition. That was what prompted him to seek for association of other parties.

          Luckily for Buhari, the ruling PDP was already in disarray and its popularity and political relevance were dwindling. Tinubu’s ADC too which was the major opposition party was willing and tired of playing the opposition role. It wanted a shot at the centre. With Buhari’s track record of discipline and anti-corruption stance when he was the military head of state, the alliance worked and the emerging party won the presidential election. It also won in  majority of the states.It has the highest number of Senators and members of the house of representatives.

         The euphoria of the success recorded in the general election had not died down when the first internal blow was launched. The PDP party caucus was having a crucial meeting in Abuja. All the party echelons, including the newly elected federal legislators were supposed to be in attendance. Unknown to the conveyners of the meeting, a powerful group within the party in the Senate had decided to elect their principal officials on that same day at the hallowed chamber of the Senate. It was rumoured that this was made in order to forestall the party’s decision to force its choice on them.

         With the help of minority PDP members in the Senate, Dr.Bukola Saraki  became the Senate president contrary to the APC caucus arrangement. And PDP was compensated for their support with the post of Deputy Senate President and some other juicy positions. Thus Senator Ike Ikeremadu of PDP became the Senate deputy president on a platter of gold. Therefore whenever Saraki was not on seat,PDP man, would lead the Senate! As if this was not enough, the federal house of representatives also tolled the rebellion lined of their colleagues in the higher house. They jettisoned the APC choice and elected their own officers. The party is still licking its wounds.

      Opposition is part of democracy, it keeps the ruling party in checks but when the major opposing acts are from the ruling political party, there is cause for alarm. Apart from the lonely desenting voices of Govenor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State and Govenor Nyesom Wike of River State, the major opposition of this regime is from APC members

       The Senate, most especially has been the hardest opposition of this regime. The major cardinal programme of APC is war against corruption. The Senate had continuously refused the approval of Ibrahim Magu,the man recommended by the President to head the EFCC, the body setup to prosecute corrupt people. It is quite obvious that the President has unflitching confidence in this man, that is why he had left him to continue performing in the acting capacity. This supposed not to cause any problem if the relationship between the President and the Senate had been cordial.

    Most of the juicy appointments in the Senate are given to those known to be faithful to the house caucus. loyalists of the President are outsiders within, in the house. Some were even suspended over flimsy accusations. A close watcher of the Senate would have seen how the issue of national budgets are been delayed, padded and politicized. The federal ministers are been being harassed at will as if they belong to an opposing party.

      While all these political acrobatics are going on, governance is suffering. The masses are suffering. Nothing seems to work. Nobody is sure of anything. We were told everything was alright , but suddenly Senator Bola Tinubu was nominated by the President to mend obviously broken fence of APC. It was reported that even Tinubu and the party national chairman, Chief Odigie Oyegun were on war path. This was initially denied but Tinubu had openly accused Oyegun of thwarting his peace mission. Has things fallen apart with the APC? For how long will the centre hold? Time will tell.

      One thing is certain though, with the present set up of APC, it does not need an external enemy or opposition. The opposition within is enough to kick it out of power.